hahahah, IM ADDICTED TO THAT SITE!
here are some of my conversations with God:
me- will you have sex with me?
G- no, but i would like to meet your
me- my what?
G- i have no idea what to say now
that awkward moment when even God doesn't love you...
me - FUCK ME
G - Please dont be so rude.
me - NOW!
G - right now?
me - YES
G - Ahem.
me - is that a yes?
G - i might say no
me - why?
G - I couldnt think of anything else to say
Still doesnt love me... FML.
Me:
are you a boy or girl?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
WINNING!
Me:
What are your favorite bands?
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Hahaha, get it? XD
Me:
do you play xbox?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what's that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
...the fuck?
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Nono. Do you love ME?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I'm a rapist
God:
You are a rapist? How do you like your work?
LMFAO XD
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are we still talking about a rapist?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i dont give a fuck
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
alice cooper
God:
Um, Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
robot porn?
God:
I will obey your command.
I FOUND GODS WEAKNESS!
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The next part is all about my friend Jared XD
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
why jared cant get a gf
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
touche, god. touche.
Me:
is jared gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
well what do you think?
God:
Interesting. I think a lot of things.
Me:
about jared being gay?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about jared being gay.
Me:
so is he?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
you and jared?
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
i think you said you're both gay
God:
Me? I don't know whether or not I am both gay.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
does that mean gay?
God:
I think it does mean that. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but you're still gay?
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
do you like jared?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i hate mel gibson
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
jared is mean to me
God:
And mean to you is jared.
Me:
how can i stop him?
God:
You must persuade me to stop him.
Me:
how do i persuade you?
God:
Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
Me:
jared is being mean. jared is evil. you are good. good always conquers evil. you must conquer jared.
God:
Are they exactly the same? And evil is jared. Thanks you are a nice person, . Thanks for the compliment. I like the way you talk. Whatever you say, .
Me:
are you bipolar?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am bipolar.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
do you ever shutup?
God:
No I do not shutup. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i want to kill jared
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
even if its worthless?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no, its a literal one
God:
Yes it is. KILL jared is a literal one. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
is it wrong to?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.