The Official ~'U. Clan Quote Thread

From the Flag Runs: How to stop? thread:

Windrider wrote:

Big problem from the last brawl..
How to stop them?
Couple of ideas:
1 Spawn into their "def" and recapture the flag position
2 All surround the flag camper so they cannot pass it out and wait till the kill
3 Forget the flag and triple torp

When the enemy have a flag run going we all seem to panic and play horribly...
I think 3 might be the best option.

Marshmellow wrote:

Windrider wrote:

I think 3 might be the best option.

Hmm, what a splendid idea...

From the Forum Improvements? thread:

Marshmellow wrote:

NO!

regedit wrote:

Marshmellow wrote:

Yes!

I have a 40 minute recording from last night at like 4am between Me, Windrider, Number 3, Rorschach, and _~R~_Force
Listening now and posting all the quotes that were hilarious:

1) West Coast Grandma! - Ror
2) Night Light/Canadian raising. - Ror/Force
3) how do you spell pterodactyl?/I prolly added a y - Force
4) I do not say RASP-BERRY - Force
5) CUP-BOARD?! The indian in the CUP-BOARD - Force
6) Irregal. WE.ARE.NOT.ASIAN. - Marsh/Force
7) If they cant teach me math cause their english is so bad, fuck em. - Force
8) No! You and I./Well I guess you can come hang out with us - Wind
9) Since we're all guys I dafaulted to the assumption that we're all heterosexual males/except wind/i am so sorry wind, i did not mean for that to come off as an insult - Ror/Force
10) did you know gullible is not in the dictionary - Force
11) i can send you a clip/or postal or orgasmo? - Force/#3
12) Just Charles And Cello in the Romantic Chord
13) we can all agree that mormans are dumb - Force
14) (during the wiki searches) QUIT GIVING BULLSHIT WORDS - Force
15) Republic of India Stream/ NO THATS SOME GAY SHIT - Ror/Force

you realize only only some people get any of that right

maybe you shouldve been on ts then nab

its not a wiki search its a wiki race :D
haha good times

someone should txt me then nab

pssh you probably be at a wedding or something just like every other time i try to txt you

i dont have any of ur #s anymore since my phone got reset nab

i txted you marsh

oh that was you? kk. fanx boo <3

lol you scrub <3

From the "Glad we forgot how to play ctf" thread:

Marshmellow wrote:

i know this is all over and fixed, but i would just like to start an argument with sexy cause it wouldnt be us if i didnt.

marsh why are you such a nub

thats true life right there bro. dont hate

man i do what i want and true life aint got nothing on my dreams

your dreams aint got nothing on real life, real talk.
btw party at my place on sat, u should come

hmm ill think about it

shoulda been an automatic yes. now ur uninvited

i meant ill ask lauren and see what we are doing

much better. i'll accept this

lol im glad you found that acceptable

From a thread in our members-only fora:

sexybeast wrote:

maybe doesn't understand everything, but that comes from experience and being yelled at on ts

"I'm eating marshmallows and drinking orange. You're basically my Jesus. Body of Marsh. Blood of (enter my last name)" - Sexybeast