Superman vs Batman

Okay so this is serious..
I'm taking this argument debate class and we were allowed to pick our second topic we would argue for this mini debate that is coming up
Dan and I decided we would argue superheros
If I win the debate I get 10 extra cred pts :D
So I really need to shut him down! So I thought I would get some ideas from you guys

I have to argue Superman

-So he is the man of steel
-He can fly
-x-ray vision
-only vulnerable to krptonite (Batman is human can be hurt by guns knives fire etc)
-Batman saves gotham where as Superman saves the world

Anyways if you guys had some ideas for me please post !

superman is the only true super hero since he is the only superhero who pretends to be a human

honestly you can watch kill bill and the final speech will give you a pretty good argument

superman is an actual "super hero" because he has super powers
batman isnt cause hes just a normal human being with lots of money n free time on his hands

"Batman broke a leg, Batman broke two ribs. And Superman broke...a sweat"

batman is more like a well equipped citizen fighting back

wait so wouldn't he use that against me?

He might be like "Batman fights back eventhough he knows he can die at any moment" or some shit like that

that's not heroic, thats suicidal to the point of psychotic
hes fighting insane psychopaths with penetrable body armor and a few gadgets
thats not being a superhero, thats a rich boy who is bored because hes already bought the world
and the only thing that can make him excited is near-death experiences

Marshmellow wrote:

that's not heroic, thats suicidal to the point of psychotic
hes fighting insane psychopaths with penetrable body armor and a few gadgets
thats not being a superhero, thats a rich boy who is bored because hes already bought the world
and the only thing that can make him excited is near-death experiences

LOL! I agree, money can't directly buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy.

like a jetski

Hmmm ok thanks guys

you want more?

Gimme all u got bro

do u need it now or can i post tom?

idk, you could try some ad-hominem attacks, but those only works versus stupid people. ex. You like batman because you're an antisocial richkid, who has no moral obligation to stop criminals, you just enjoy inflicting pain and have a reputation to uphold should the unfortunate circumstance of your vigilante identity be revealed.

ad hominems are tricky though, smart people will call you out or do the same, and after you do it to someone you cant really call someone out on it.. then you look like a dumbass.. just my 2 cents,

so like i totally forgot. we ahve the internet for a reason windy! GOOGLE IT! :D GOOGLE KNOWS ERRYTHING ERR. its scientifically proven. want the orbital configuration of a sodium nitrate molecule? google's got that.

i still think that kill bill has a good enough argument for highschool

I need some questions to shoot batman down..
Like:
Sure Batman has the Batmobile.. but are you saying it can go faster than a speeding bullet??
idk that one is okish

no no just attack from the perspective that batman is not a true superhero hes just a guy with expensive gadets

that way you dont give him a leg to stand on because you cant compare him to superman since he isnt a superhero

boom nailed it beat him hands down!! got the extra credit
I attacked him on the fact that Batman had no powers just fancy gadgets. He was like so do you not consider Policemen and Firemen heroes?
And I was like no thats exactly the category Batman falls into.. a hero NOT a SUPERhero
concluded with the kill bill argument and finished him off w/ knock out blow :D

wd wd

proud of you chris

supergirl ftw

man > girl.

its true all men carry swords what do women have

vaginas

no no thats a sheath dumbass try to follow the analogy

but with their vaginas, they can control all men, despite the size of their swords.
so vaginas cant be sheaths.